Heavy Metal Parking Lot (promo)
Heavy Metal Parking Lot documents heavy metal music fans tailgating in the parking lot outside the Capital Centre (since demolished) in Landover, Maryland on May 31, 1986 before a Judas Priest concert (with opening act Dokken).
There’s just too much to say. Too much.
How did I miss this?
The best part of watching this movie now is seeing all the over-the-top metal dudes (and girls but mostly the dudes) get all pumped-up and pop a metal boner over bad ass Rob Halford from Judas Priest. Who, we know now, is gay.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
KITTEN MITTENS!
OMGOMGOMG Cat walking across the coffee table OMGOMGOMG
I’ve watched this no less than 10 times. Still laughing. STILL LAUGHING.
(via scottmcdowell)
In the future all the kids are born from a motherboard. They all speak in Auto-Tune and broken T-Pain lyrics.
And they watch movies about the Ark of the Covenant, which is pretty much just Kanye West’s testicles hidden inside the Hadron Collider but instead of Nazis there are reanimated members of the Wu Tang guarding it. And you have to recite the long-forgotten lyrics to “Robocop” to unlock the key.
So, yeah. I think Girl Talk’s probably a little happy.
Rod Stewart // Young Turks // Tonight I’m Yours
“What up lil’ mama? It’s your boy youngin’. G5 dippin’, Louis Vutton luggage.”
All the kids learnin’ the classics from the Girl Talk samplin’. Apparently the future is a big ol’ mash-up of GET OFF MY LAWN. If only the kids in the apocalyptic future ever knew there were once lawns.
Beck - Girl
Once they go Scientology, I usually try not to promote, but this time, whatever, it’s catchy. It’s stuck in my head.
At the “Fist pounding on the vending machine” part…
It is very important you make a fist-pounding in the air motion when you hear this part of the song otherwise you have to start all over again because 10 MINUTES ‘TIL WAPNER.
General Public — Tenderness
Always searching for a little…
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Jad Fair & Teenage Fanclub - Near To You
The part of this song where Jad Fair says he “would let Frankenstein punch [him] in the stomach” in order to be near his love interest is the most romantic musical moment of all time. Prove me wrong.
morrowplanet: WANT.
Tickets are ONLY $61. I paid less than that for the entire Touch & Go 25th Anniversary WEEKEND pass.
OFF MY LAWN, YOW!
Lois - The Way I Feel Inside (Zombies cover)
