February 2012
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REAL TALK
DAVID: [Looking at his phone, concerned gasp, short shriek]
ME: What's wrong??
DAVID: ....
ME: Is everything OK??
DAVID: Twitter suspended @Cat_Fancy!
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I FUCKIN' LOVE 2012 →
Just an Rdio playlist I started of some of the new songs released in 2012 that I like so far. Adding to it every week.
kellydeal on the Word Scramble thing
that is all
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WatchSNL Bongo’s Strip Club
“The bad news is this place is infested with silverfish, the good news is we’re spraying today so you might wanna throw a napkin over your Paella!”
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We are clearly up on the professional football....
thisistheglamorous:
Me: What time is kick-off? Kelly: It says 5:29. Me: I guarantee that if you turned on NBC right now, they are already doing the pre-game show. Kelly: Oh, I’m sure. It’s like the red carpet show before an award show but instead of Joan Rivers it’s with… let’s say… Fran Tarkenton? Is he still around? Me: [laughing]
David doesn’t even know this, but what makes this...
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This is a Super Bowl post.
hman:
14. Get ready: During the halftime show, there is going to be a loud Madonna debate. Someone is going to say she is too old. Someone is going to say she looks great. Someone is going to claim she doesn’t have one classic song. Then six people will shout, “LUCKY STAR!” And everyone will agree, because “Lucky Star” is totally great.”
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January 2012
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Dear Mythical Creatures: Open Mic/Showcase?
doogiehowsermd:
So many of you dickheads are talented.
In April, a lot of you may be around for CHSH so Thursday, April 12, I was thinking of trying to get a space at a bar to host an open mic (music, comedy, storytelling, mouth breathing, etc…) to showcase your talents. This is just a nugget of an idea so I’m just taking a show of hands.
Anyone on board? Anyone interested? Yeah? What would...
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“MY VAGINA HAS EXPELLED YOUR HUMANITY AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME?”
– It’s kind of a long way to go for it, but that line makes it worth the read
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THE BAD NEWS IS, I TOTALLY FLAKED ON MY NEPHEW'S...
The good news is, he’s 14 now so $50 bucks should buy me out of this one.
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The Nicest Train Operator in Chicago →
lindstifa:
I can tell you how good a day I’ll have based on whether or not this guy is driving my morning train. He is simply the best. He says things like, “Mama said there’d be days like this,” “Go get ‘em,” and “I love you too,” as passengers get on and off. People smile as they see his head poking out of the window of the approaching train. They say good-bye to him by name when they get...
kellydeal on the Word Scramble
if you’re you know, into that sort of thing.
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MY MOVIE REVIEW OF THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON...
The movie where the entire audience in the theater is silent when a woman is brutally raped, but there are dozens of audible gasps later when the film shows a dead cat.
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