February 2009
Feb 1st
January 2009
Oh humans, you amuse me so.
Google search that landed some person on my old blog: “I cut myself with a tin can and I’m bleeding. What shoud I do?” A: Probably not be typing all of that into Google, then clicking on my old blog when it shows up in the search results and JUST GET YOURSELF TO AN ER? Or at least a Band-Aid? Maybe? You think? Also: who takes time for full sentences, proper capitalization and...
Jan 30th
Wasn't the Super Bowl already on like, just last...
Marcel Marceau Comes back from the dead and reads all of the hurtful jokes written about him since his death. Then sheds a single tear before the tiny little fail whale birds lift him away. Dead mime talking! That’s crazier than a silly nipple, right?
Jan 30th
“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now: A Night of Smiths... →
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Jan 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
Braid (28)  Wilson Pickett (27)  Man or Astro-man? (27)  Jenny Lewis (15)  Andrew Bird (11)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 25th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-18) →
Mogwai (32)  The Jackson 5 (29)  The Paper Chase (24)  The Kinks (20)  The Raconteurs (18)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 19th
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dark: Star Wars As Told By Someone Who Hasn’t Seen It I’m looking at you GoodyErin
Jan 17th
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@Moltz, saving lives one ApocaTip at a time. …boats.
Jan 17th
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Clint Eastwood “Get off my lawn” sound clip! This kind of made my day.
Jan 17th
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ListenCharlie ASH covers Color Me Badd’s “I...
Jan 16th
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ListenTravis Morrison (formerly of the Dismemberment...
Jan 15th
The David Lee Roth Runnin' with the Devil... →
“Goddamnit baby you know I ain’t lyin’ to ya I’m only gonna tell you one tiiiiiimeyeeeaaah!” -The DLR Soundboard
Jan 15th
“I told you. Do a Holocaust movie, the awards come.” -Ricky Gervais, to Kate Winslet during the (zzzzzzzzz) Golden Globes.
Jan 12th
“Sometimes, when we’re lying together I look at her and I feel dizzy with the...”
– Barack about Michelle, from a Never-Before-Seen 1996 Interview With Obamas About Their Marriage (via apsies) (via somethingchanged) Honestly. I’m going to have to get used to a decent, thinking, emotionally mature person at the helm. (via ayse)
Jan 11th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-11) →
Bikini Kill (17)  The Hopefuls (16)  Lifter Puller (15)  Howlin’ Wolf (9)  Bloc Party (6)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Listen “Stacey” from The Hopefuls’...
Jan 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-4) →
The Plastic Constellations (58)  Phoenix (15)  Kanye West (12)  G. Love & Special Sauce (11)  The National (8)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 5th
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