February 2010
wordishness asked: Let's say someone offered to pay you $100,000/year for the rest of your life. All you have to do in return is live alone - completely alone - and in a windowless environment for two years. Basic needs would be provided, but no interaction (virtual or real-life) with others would be allowed. No going outside, no outside views. Would you do it?
Would you do it?
Would you do it?
January 2010
SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "NO" IS A REALLY SHORT ......
I should probably just shut this operation down.
bdix asked: Can you help with my love-hate relationship with my sesquipedalophobia?
jaunty:
kellydeal:
scottmcdowell:
kellydeal:
AWH SHIT, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING NEW AND STUPID TO DO WHILE MY CAR WARMS UP. IT’S GONNA BE A LONG WINTER FOR YOU INTERNET
That’s what she said.
MCDOWELL!
DON’T YOU AND YOUR LITTLE NEW WAVE BAND HAVE A NEW TRACK YOU SHOULD BE WORKING ON RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
Aww hell naw.
BICYCLISTS………..ASSSSSEEEEEMMMMBLLLLLE!!!
Well then, fuck...
scottmcdowell:
kellydeal:
AWH SHIT, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING NEW AND STUPID TO DO WHILE MY CAR WARMS UP. IT’S GONNA BE A LONG WINTER FOR YOU INTERNET
That’s what she said.
MCDOWELL!
DON’T YOU AND YOUR LITTLE NEW WAVE BAND HAVE A NEW TRACK YOU SHOULD BE WORKING ON RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
AWH SHIT, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING NEW AND STUPID TO DO WHILE MY CAR WARMS UP. IT’S GONNA BE A LONG WINTER FOR YOU INTERNET
GROUP RATES AT SYBARIS
emzbulletproof:
(via bananacasts)
THERE ARE SUITES WITH PRIVATE POOLS & WATERFALLS HERE
Also, Hep B.
whispery post: at this rate, i’m never going to make it to san diego.
I THINK GEN Y JUST TOOK A SHOT AT THE BADDEST...
I don’t think you were listening in Montessori. IT’S OK! EVERYBODY WINS HERE.
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