UPPITY STUFF: Archive

Jan 1st

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SO WHICH ONE OF YOU NERDS IS GOING TO HELP ME...

It’s pretty simple: the birds just get drunk in front of the window listening to AM radio all night, racking up points by chucking their empties at the loud neighbor kids. But instead of points you earn single serving microwavable meals and visits from random kids doing community service at your retirement home of choice when you get old. CALL ME!

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

A NICE LONG SWIM AND NOW I GOT A HOTT DATE WITH...

That’s right, a big ol’ wedge o’ Brie. I know. I’m kind of awesome. Happy NYE to me. (and you. and you and you and you.)

Dec 31st

A NICE LONG SWIM AND NOW I GOT A HOTT DATE WITH...

That’s right, a big ol’ wedge o’ Brie. I know. I’m kind of awesome. Happy NYE to me. (and you. and you and you and you.)

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Watch

doogiehowsermd: @kellydeal’s littlest fans celebrate her birthday by performing some of her tweets. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @KELLYDEAL! This. Is just wonderful. I don’t even know what to say, guys other than THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU ARE THE SWELLEST! (also kitty!)

Dec 30th

46 notes

Watch

doogiehowsermd: @kellydeal’s littlest fans celebrate her birthday by performing some of her tweets. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @KELLYDEAL! This. Is just wonderful. I don’t even know what to say, guys other than THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU ARE THE SWELLEST! (also kitty!)

Dec 30th

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