No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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America is clearly bored.

Also: do NOT google “saber saw blade” if you don’t already know what it is. It’s just best not to know.