No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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THERE’S GOTTA BE A WORD FOR THAT QUICK SECOND OF TERROR THEN ELATION YOU FEEL WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR CHEETOS ARE GOING TO GET STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE BUT DON’T AND THEY SUDDENLY DROP.

It’s probably German.