A few months ago I started telling jokes on stage. This was my first non-open mic set. Enjoy the fruits of your misguided encouragement, internet.
THE MARS CHEESE CASTLE IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MAGICAL PLACE, MATTHEW.
No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
Also, not really uppity, like, at all.
I use twitter • I had a podcast • I like music •
