No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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daviditsyourfather:

Talking points:

  • Popular syndicated television shows.
  • Soccer.
  • Good people.

ok, OK, OKAY.

I know I’ve reblogged quite a few of these already but this one is my favorite and the funniest of them all. Seriously. SRSLY.