No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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Okkervil River was playing on the stereo while we were having sexytime.

stuffmygirlfriendsays:

“Can you turn that off? It makes me worry you might be pretending I’m a dude.”
Oh god, just so funny. You should go read more from Stuff My Girlfriend Says.