No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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We are clearly up on the professional football. One of us more than the other.

thisistheglamorous:

Me: What time is kick-off?
Kelly: It says 5:29.
Me: I guarantee that if you turned on NBC right now, they are already doing the pre-game show.
Kelly: Oh, I’m sure. It’s like the red carpet show before an award show but instead of Joan Rivers it’s with… let’s say… Fran Tarkenton? Is he still around?
Me: [laughing]

David doesn’t even know this, but what makes this conversation even funnier was my mouth was saying “Fran Tarkenton” but my head was picturing this guy.

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