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10/02/2009
ericmortensen:tofuttibreak:juliasegal: Purple Rain? You know, the first thing I want to do is kick Prince in HIS SENSIBLE HEELS because PRINCE I’LL KIND-OF-SORT-OF-ACCEPT YOUR NEW-FOUND RELIGION FROM KEEPING YOU FROM MAKING THE EXCELLENT SEXY ASS MUSIC I LOVE. WHATEVER. But it’s well documented you won’t get freaking hip replacement surgery because of religion. And for me, that shit is totally unacceptable. Don’t make me push you off your Rascal and kick your ass. Dearly-beloved-we-are-gathered-here-today I WILL.

ericmortensen:tofuttibreak:juliasegal: Purple Rain?

You know, the first thing I want to do is kick Prince in HIS SENSIBLE HEELS because PRINCE I’LL KIND-OF-SORT-OF-ACCEPT YOUR NEW-FOUND RELIGION FROM KEEPING YOU FROM MAKING THE EXCELLENT SEXY ASS MUSIC I LOVE. WHATEVER.

But it’s well documented you won’t get freaking hip replacement surgery because of religion. And for me, that shit is totally unacceptable. Don’t make me push you off your Rascal and kick your ass. Dearly-beloved-we-are-gathered-here-today I WILL.