No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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marychristKelis: “Milkshake”

WE ALL MAKE THE JOKES ABOUT IT, SO I’M JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE SO YOU CAN LOVE IT, TUMBLR. GOD DAMNIT, YOU BETTER LOVE IT LIKE NEVER GETTING HOBO-VAGINA-INBOX-ZERO-AS-USUALY-H1N1 DEPENDS ON IT.