WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU
The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.
Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.
Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to “NO LOITERING” signs.
Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.
Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.
Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.
Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.
Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.
