No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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A fully functional pink orchid urinal, sculpted by artist Clark Sorensen.
Don’t ask how I got there, because I don’t even.

A fully functional pink orchid urinal, sculpted by artist Clark Sorensen.

Don’t ask how I got there, because I don’t even.