No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Also, not really uppity, like, at all.


I use twitterI had a podcast I like music

I answer questions I use email

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After posting my video of US Air Guitar Champion Nordic Thunder a few days ago, I ran into this very excellent video:

My friends Nordic Thunder and Dry Ice wanted to get some Air Guitarists together in preparation for the 2011 National contest. Lucky for me, 4 Air Guitarists + 5 Cameras = Awesomeness

Entertaining and some excellent Chicago scenery. A+

Chicago hosts the 2011 US Air Guitar Finals

Y’all are lucky I drug tested positive for TOO MUCH AWESOME, so I am not allowed to compete.